Sturdier than a mug of hot cereal
Get ready for a thickness that will blow your mind.
Witness the phenomenon of its anti-gravity thickness.
Prepare to be astounded by its thickness.
It's so thick,
it requires special utensils.
This is the epitome of thick oatmeal.
Sturdier than a mug of hot cereal
Get ready for a thickness that will blow your mind.
Witness the phenomenon of its anti-gravity thickness.
Prepare to be astounded by its thickness.
It's so thick,
it requires special utensils.
This is the epitome of thick oatmeal.