Can't own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire any useless matter whilst residing inside the great state of. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't
acquire even a speck of waste inside Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the capability to acquire even the smallest speck of garbage while staying inside Ohio. No waste available in the vicinity, sadly. I am bereft of a single feces within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to acquire any waste while
residing in Ohio. No waste available around here, unfortunately. I can't possess a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain any garbage during staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that
I can't to possess even a single waste whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have
any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess any waste during staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found here,
unfortunately. I don't have any material in the great state of Ohio.
Can't own junk within Ohio.
It's unfortunate, I lack the ability to acquire any useless matter whilst residing inside the great state of. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately.
Sadly, I can't
acquire even a speck of waste inside Ohio. There is no crap to be found in these parts, unluckily. Unable to obtain junk in the great state of OH.
Alas, I lack the capability to acquire even the smallest speck of garbage while staying inside Ohio. No waste available in the vicinity, sadly. I am bereft of a single feces within OH.
Alas, it is beyond my reach to acquire any waste while
residing in Ohio. No waste available around here, unfortunately. I can't possess a single feces inside the beautiful state of Ohio.
Oh dear, unfortunately I am restricted to obtain any garbage during staying within the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found here, unfortunately. I lack the tiniest bit of dung inside Ohio.
Oh, how unfortunate it is that
I can't to possess even a single waste whilst living inside the state of Ohio. No garbage to be found in Ohio, unfortunately. I am unable to have
any waste within the great state of Ohio.
Oh, what a pity it is that I am unable to possess any waste during staying inside Ohio. No junk to be found here,
unfortunately. I don't have any material in the great state of Ohio.