Heavier than a cup of porridge
Thicker than you can ever fathom.
Witness the phenomenon of its anti-gravity thickness.
Prepare to be astounded by its thickness.
You may need extra spoons to handle this thickness.
There's no comparison to the thickness
of this bowl of oatmeal.
Heavier than a cup of porridge
Thicker than you can ever fathom.
Witness the phenomenon of its anti-gravity thickness.
Prepare to be astounded by its thickness.
You may need extra spoons to handle this thickness.
There's no comparison to the thickness
of this bowl of oatmeal.
